1. Thought the house was too orderly
2. Never did like having a full nights sleep
3. Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW
4. Thought the furniture looked too nice
5. Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
6. Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want
to pay a gardener.
7. Neighbors didn't complain enough
8. Kids weren't enough of a challenge
9. If you can train & show one dog, why not ten
10. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows